I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

Alpert, Karen

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Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

PRODUCT DETAILS :
ISBN : 9780062341624
BY (AUTHOR) Alpert, Karen
PUBLISHER : HarperCollins Publishers Inc PUBLICATION DATE : June 05, 2014
COUNTRY OF PUBLICATION : United States IMPRINT : William Morrow
LANGUAGE : English AGE : General
PRODUCT FORM : Hardback
DIMENSION : 181 mm x 140 mm
WEIGHT : 363 g

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