The Elf off the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

The Elf off the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

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I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.

And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.

Or so I thought . . .
~Horace the Elf

In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.

PRODUCT DETAILS :
ISBN : 9781440527913
BY (AUTHOR) Horace the Elf
PUBLISHER : Adams Media Corporation PUBLICATION DATE : October 18, 2011
COUNTRY OF PUBLICATION : United States IMPRINT : Adams Media Corporation
LANGUAGE : English AGE : Christmas
PRODUCT FORM : Hardback
DIMENSION : 254 mm x 254 mm

PRODUCT CATEGORY :
Lifestyle, Hobbies & Leisure

* This is a fixed price item. Promo codes, coupons, special online offers and promotions, VIP or member's discount cannot be used in conjunction with this item.
DESCRIPTION :
I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold.

And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop.

Or so I thought . . .
~Horace the Elf

In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf, readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.

PRODUCT DETAILS :
ISBN : 9781440527913
BY (AUTHOR) Horace the Elf
PUBLISHER : Adams Media Corporation PUBLICATION DATE : October 18, 2011
COUNTRY OF PUBLICATION : United States IMPRINT : Adams Media Corporation
LANGUAGE : English AGE : Christmas
PRODUCT FORM : Hardback
DIMENSION : 254 mm x 254 mm

PRODUCT CATEGORY :
Lifestyle, Hobbies & Leisure

* This is a fixed price item. Promo codes, coupons, special online offers and promotions, VIP or member's discount cannot be used in conjunction with this item.